diff --git a/src/alien.cpp b/src/alien.cpp
index 01660ea..ba1d321 100644
--- a/src/alien.cpp
+++ b/src/alien.cpp
@@ -34,7 +34,39 @@ static const char *chrisKillMessage[] = {
 	"What's the matter, WEAPCO? Can't keep up?",
 	"I eat robots like you for breakfast!",
 	"Target destroyed!",
-	"Bring it on, WEAPCO!"
+	"Bring it on, WEAPCO!",
+	"I wish the guys back at home could see this!",
+	"How do you like that, WEAPCO?",
+	"Maybe you should change your name to WEEPCO!"
+};
+static const char *phoebeKillMessage[] = {
+	"I got another one!",
+	"Target destroyed!",
+	"One more for me!",
+	"Yes! Did you see that, Chris?",
+	"Hey Chris, remind me to check my kill count later!",
+	"Bring it on, WEAPCO!",
+	"Take that, WEAPCO!",
+	"My kill count is going up!",
+	"Another one bites the dust!",
+	"We're such a great team!",
+	"I got it!"
+};
+static const char *ursulaKillMessage[] = {
+	"Kicked your ass!",
+	"You ain't so tough!",
+	"I was always a better WEAPCO pilot than you!",
+	"Target destroyed!",
+	"That'll teach you!",
+	"Take that, you cruddy robots!",
+	"Is that all you've got?",
+	"Who else wants some?!",
+	"Dammit, I'm not letting you beat me, Phoebe!",
+	"Bring it on, you mindless drones!",
+	"Oh, I'm sorry, are you getting your metal asses handed to you?",
+	"No one messes with the Lexx family!",
+	"Die, damned WEAPCO drones!",
+	"Don't think you can get away from me!"
 };
 
 /*
@@ -1731,32 +1763,34 @@ void alien_destroy(object *alien, object *attacker)
 		if (attacker == &player)
 		{
 			game.totalKills++;
-			if (((rand() % 8) == 0) && (alien-> flags & FL_WEAPCO))
+			if (((rand() % 16) == 0) && (alien-> flags & FL_WEAPCO))
 			{
-				r = rand() % 12;
+				r = rand() % 15;
 				setRadioMessage(FS_CHRIS, chrisKillMessage[r], 0);
 			}
 		}
 		else if (attacker->classDef == CD_PHOEBE)
 		{
 			game.wingMate1Kills++;
+			if (((rand() % 8) == 0) && (alien-> flags & FL_WEAPCO))
+			{
+				r = rand() % 11;
+				setRadioMessage(FS_PHOEBE, phoebeKillMessage[r], 0);
+			}
 		}
 		else if (attacker->classDef == CD_URSULA)
 		{
 			game.wingMate2Kills++;
+			if (((rand() % 8) == 0) && (alien-> flags & FL_WEAPCO))
+			{
+				r = rand() % 14;
+				setRadioMessage(FS_URSULA, ursulaKillMessage[r], 0);
+			}
 		}
 		else
 		{
 			game.totalOtherKills++;
 		}
-
-		if ((attacker->classDef == CD_PHOEBE) || (attacker->classDef == CD_URSULA))
-		{
-			if ((rand() % 8) == 0)
-			{
-				getKillMessage(attacker);
-			}
-		}
 	}
 
 	updateMissionRequirements(M_DESTROY_TARGET_TYPE, alien->classDef, 1);
diff --git a/src/messages.cpp b/src/messages.cpp
index 602a8a0..4616392 100644
--- a/src/messages.cpp
+++ b/src/messages.cpp
@@ -28,22 +28,6 @@ static const char *deathMessage[6] = {
 	"Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!!",
 };
 
-static const char *killMessage[10] = {
-	"Chalk another one up for me!",
-	"That'll teach you!",
-	"One more for me!",
-	"Target destroyed!",
-	"You ain't so tough!",
-	"Kicked your ass!",
-
-	"That takes me up to %d",
-
-	"Hey %s, you asleep over there?!",
-	"I'm catching up with you, %s!",
-
-	"Number one, baby!",
-};
-
 static const char *missFireMessage[5] = {
 	"I am NOT your enemy!",
 	"Hey! Watch it!",
@@ -58,81 +42,6 @@ static const char *playerHitMessage[3] = {
 	"Don't fly into my missiles!",
 };
 
-void getKillMessage(object *ally)
-{
-	char in[50], otherName[30];
-	int kills, difference;
-	bool firstPlace = false;
-	int faceToUse = FS_PHOEBE;
-
-	if (ally == &aliens[ALIEN_PHOEBE])
-	{
-		strcpy(otherName, "Ursula");
-		kills = game.wingMate1Kills;
-		difference = game.wingMate1Kills - game.wingMate2Kills;
-		if ((game.wingMate1Kills > game.wingMate2Kills) &&
-				(game.wingMate1Kills > game.totalKills))
-			firstPlace = true;
-		faceToUse = FS_PHOEBE;
-	}
-	else
-	{
-		strcpy(otherName, "Phoebe");
-		kills = game.wingMate2Kills;
-		difference = game.wingMate2Kills - game.wingMate1Kills;
-		if ((game.wingMate2Kills > game.wingMate1Kills) &&
-				(game.wingMate2Kills > game.totalKills))
-			firstPlace = true;
-		faceToUse = FS_URSULA;
-	}
-
-	int r = rand() % 10;
-	
-	if (game.hasWingMate2 == 0)
-		r = rand() % 7;
-
-	switch(r)
-	{
-		case 0:
-		case 1:
-		case 2:
-		case 3:
-		case 4:
-		case 5:
-			strcpy(in, killMessage[rand() % 6]);
-			break;
-
-		case 6:
-		case 7:
-			sprintf(in, killMessage[6], kills);
-			break;
-
-		case 8:
-			if (difference > 0)
-			{
-				sprintf(in, killMessage[7], otherName);
-			}
-			else
-			{
-				sprintf(in, killMessage[8], otherName);
-			}
-			break;
-
-		case 9:
-			if (firstPlace)
-			{
-				strcpy(in, killMessage[9]);
-			}
-			else
-			{
-				strcpy(in, killMessage[rand() % 6]);
-			}
-			break;
-	}
-
-	setRadioMessage(faceToUse, in, 0);
-}
-
 const char *getKlineInsult()
 {
 	static const char *insult[] = {